10 Signs your "mate" is cheating on you.....with us!

10. they have more than one tattoo.

09. sudden urges to go sailing.

08. you have two dogs. one named "hunter." one named "dragon."

07. owns a pinata shaped like a cougar leg.

06. during sex, they scream out "Iuengliss! IUEngliss!! IUENGLISS!!!"

05. favorite pizza topping: "natural selection."

04. has separate gold ipod...just for bocumast artists.

03. parachute pants.

02. sudden urge to travel to the Ukraine.

01. owns more than one Bocumast Sampler, Downloadable right here.

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